He would eat them first, wouldn’t he.

afellowidiot:

Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-c­rasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingl­e-dangle-dongle-dungle-burstei­n-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-b­anger-horowitz-ticolensic- grander-knotty-spelltinkle-gra­ndlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwas­ser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahn­wagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nür­nburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-­mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-g­umberaber-shönedanker-kalbsfle­isch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm.

Cracks me up every time.
arrestedwesteros:

Tobias: Where the FUCK are my hard-boiled eggs?!
Good Grief - 2x04
submission from Stephanie Kao

If you’ll excuse me, i’ll be on the floor laughing for the next hour.

arrestedwesteros:

Tobias: Where the FUCK are my hard-boiled eggs?!

Good Grief - 2x04

submission from Stephanie Kao

If you’ll excuse me, i’ll be on the floor laughing for the next hour.

DMC.

social depravity

Now I truly know how a sim feels when their social gauge is down, jumping up and down in the air, trying to get to know people.

Three lives I will give you— no more, no less

(via onionsails)

Pete just can’t get a break this season.

(via catpacks)

The best.

The best.

(via jabba-theslut)

neoanimegirl:

a chibi doodle I did of Daryl Dixon from the Walking Dead. 
SAI paint tool
1 1/2 hours
He Rocks!

This.

neoanimegirl:

a chibi doodle I did of Daryl Dixon from the Walking Dead. 

SAI paint tool

1 1/2 hours

He Rocks!

This.

0utgoestheromance:

hehe

Charlotte being adorbz again.

0utgoestheromance:

hehe

Charlotte being adorbz again.